PUNTS by sarah page

Theatre503, 31 may - 24 june 2017


Jack, a young man with a learning disability, lives at home, cared for by his devoted parents. Like most men in their twenties, he has needs – his mates at the rugby club talk about nothing but getting laid, whilst Jack's most erotic experience to date is the time he was winked at by the pretty cashier in Lloyds. Desperate for their son to not feel left out, his parents Alastair and Antonia decide that they should to bring in a professional. But Julia, the prostitute they hire, has a far more profound impact on the whole family than they could ever have imagined.

PUNTS was a finalist for The Nick Darke Writers' Award 2016. drawn from the playwright's interviews with sex workers, PUNTS is a hilarious and moving play about a young man's sexual awakening and its effect on those who so carefully orchestrated it.


punts continues kuleshov's ongoing relationship with theatre503.

Punts has been nominated for three off west end awards:

best female - florence roberts

best male - graham o'mara

best male - christopher adams










an irresistible new play about sex and materialism
— ★★★★ whats on stage
an entertaining and absorbing story, unapologetically real
— ★★★★★ broadway world
a production that should be winning awards hands down
— ★★★★★ London Theatre 1


writer: sarah page

director: jessica edwards

producers: holly hooper & Stuart Slade

Designer: Amelia Jane Hankin

Sound Designer: Owen crouch

lighting designer: dan saggars

production manager: will herman

stage manager: annabell arndt



Christopher adams

clare lawrence moody

graham o'mara

florence roberts